longlivesherlock: whorville: whorville: Which letter of the alphabet has the most water? The C I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS
TENOUTTATEN: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how... →
michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.” like what stupid frenchman saw this: and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!” j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de...
jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
lyannaed: when your friend starts watching one of your favorite shows (◕‿◕✿) when they start acting like they know more than you (⊙‿⊙✿)
sweetguts: almost 15 years after its original explosion of popularity, pokemon’s fanbase rejoices over news you can now walk diagonally in the newest game
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
You are defined by the way in which you treat the people you love. And, the...– The Solitary Figure; I Wrote This For You (via felisque)
googleimages: vagisodium: googleimages: leonardo dicaprio is going to make such a good gatsby yeah he’s gonna be a great gatsby
cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage